Don't let his goofy pose fool you. He's armed and dangerous.
Pensive? Self-controlled? I think not.
Do NOT look him in the eye or he will eat your brain. Just because he wears spectacles doesn't mean he's an intellectual.
I think these pictures speak for themselves: We're all in trouble. You can read about some of this hound's malfeasance in the October issue of O, The Oprah Magazine. After you do, go hug a toddler or a bunny. Or pour yourself a stiff drink -- you'll need it,