So, Benjy has caught wind of my anti-moth platform and is displeased.
Benjy: "Mom, what do you have against moths, anyway?"
Me: "They get very aggressive when you try to kill them and miss."
Benjy: "Then don't try to kill them."
Me: "I won't if they don't insinuate themselves into my house. By the way, the moth that lost its life in my car has been disposed of. So you don't have to do it."
Benjy (exasperated): "Geez, Mom. That moth was a person, too."
Perhaps in a previous life?
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