Benjy: What do you want to know about the carboniferous era?
Me: What should I want to know about the carboniferous era?
Benjy: You want to know how big the bugs were.
Me: Okay, shoot.
Benjy: Dragonflies as big as eagles.
Benjy: And then there's this thing I found online, "Plants Gone Bad." You don't want to know about that one. But I'll tell you just a little. There was a tree that looked like a naked woman, and a mushroom that -- well, never mind.